perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

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Sometimes I convince myself I look nice


very very very below average

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Anonymous asked:

that's not a "selfie" because it doesn't have your face in it


Thanks for the pointer, but I did you a favour so you didn’t have to see this mug in full.. you’re welcome ;) xo

Going to hospital tomorrow so rather than pack and be productive, I’m watching big fat quiz and taking selfies


is michael cera even a real person?

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Enjoying the sun while Snow White soaks up the shade